1. Thou shalt have no other leaders than Donald Trump.
  2. America has never had as perfect a leader as Donald Trump. Everyone knows that, he’s tremendous. He was chosen to lead America to the promised land where the interests of the few will always come before the needs of the many.
  3. You will hang flattering pictures of Donald Trump in your homes and places of work. Look at them often and envy his love for money and power.
  4. Never question or criticize Donald Trump unless you are a total loser who wants to be hounded by MAGA thugs.
  5. January 6 will forever be a fast day of repentance for allowing the 2020 election to be stolen from Donald Trump and to express our collective shame that Nancy Pelosi and Mike Pence were not found on that day and hung by the peaceful Trump disciples quietly touring Capital Hill.
  6. The only real Americans worthy of respect wear red MAGA caps, carry Bibles that they’ve never read, and conceal military-grade automatic weapons.
  7. If you must steal, murder, rape, or pillage, don’t get caught. If caught, deny everything and blame your libertard, fascist, communist, baby killing Democrat neighbor.
  8. You may give false testimony against anyone who still does not worship Donald Trump.
  9. The following ideas and people are considered dangerous and outdated: democracy, science, education, the rule of law, equality for women, LGBTQ pervs and people of color who don’t act and speak like a white conservatives.
  10. (We’ll get back to you if we think a 10th commandment is needed.)